Fandom: Ouran Koukou Host Club
Pairing(s): Male/Haruhi (it's a surprise)
Warning(s): None series-wise. I can't guarantee it's a good smut drabble. 335 words.
Rating(s): M

Disclaimer: It is most certainly applicable! I don't own Ouran or its characters. That distinction belongs to a person with what is known as talent and copyright.

( Sometimes we shouldn't abuse our toys the way we do. But then we only hurt the ones we love. )

Previously cross posted to ouran_het and ouranhostclub.

Crushin' as: apathetic

Fandom: Naruto
Pairing(s): SasuSaku
Warning(s): None, just some conjecture. And the SasuSaku is actually quite minor in my opinion. It's not a "pairing fic" by any means.
Rating: K (freals)

( In the end we all return to that happier time in our lives. Sometimes someone, a stranger, is a witness. )

Crushin' as: working

Fandom: Ouran Koukou Host Club
Pairings: HikaruxHaruhixKaoru (or is it KaoruxHaruhixHikaru?)
Warnings: None I don’t believe. Takes place after the other four upperclassman in the club graduate if they ever actually do.
Rating: M (to be safe for sexual innuendo/situations/references)

( It’s normal for siblings to hate each other for having to share, especially if they have the same face and birthday. The same cannot be said for these two because they aren’t like other siblings. )

Cross posted to ouran_het & ouranhostclub.

Crushin' as: apathetic

Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Author: caliborn & wickedchild_md
Pairings: Uh... Xemnas x Kingdom Hearts? (OTP FTW!)
Warnings: Abuse of catchphrases, character bastardization, and general crack. Also bad language. Poor Demyx.
Rating: T to be safe.

AN: This derived from a late-night AIM crack session in which wickedchild_md and caliborn mused over who could've possibly been the seamstress for the Organization's outfits. We threw dialogue back and forth and somehow this fic was born. We hope it amuses you all half as much as we managed to amuse ourselves!

Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts is the property of Square Enix, Disney, and possibly others that do not include the people that purchased the actual game. We are not making any profit from this fiction.

Cross-posted. Sorry if you see this more than once.

( Number I's eyes darkened in return and his fist came down hard on his desk, the movement acting like a gavel at court to return everyone's attention to the matter at hand. 'Ahem! Look, we all could use an update on fashion. Personally these scientist robes just aren't doing it for me anymore. I need something darker, something that doesn't contrast with my delicate complexion so much. I'm thinking... Black.' )

Crushin' as: accomplished

Fandom: Naruto
Pairing(s): SasuSaku, one sided ItaSaku
Warning(s): Well if'n you don't know who done keeled the Uchiha's and that there's been a time jump then you're now warned. Also this is made of crack.
Rating: T for language.

( It wouldn’t do to have the most feared Uchiha going around asking, “Do I make you horny? Do I? Do I make you randy?” )

Cross-posted to chuunin.

Crushin' as: creative